Newcomers to the Eternally Sovereign Republic quickly learn the difference between the laws, of which there are thousands, and the rules, of which there are three:
 
Anything is possible, for the right price.
You can’t buy an Ilrienne, but you can rent one for a while.
Whatever you do, don’t get caught.
 
• Features the "Salt&Scandal" logo on the front
• QCG Logo on the back
• Super comfy, vintage fit tri-blend shirt
• Materials: 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Unisex Sizing XS-3XL
• Color: Black